His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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