Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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