super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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