There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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