She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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