he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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