David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
