There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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