What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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