ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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