NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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