well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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