sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
