I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
you never un-have a 4some
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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