I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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