So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
please don't ironically join a cult
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