i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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