I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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