I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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