Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
