Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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