Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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