Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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