apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I need a beard to bite.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
