You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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