I could have mohawked her pubes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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