He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I still have a little drunk in my system
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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