went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
