hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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