The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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