I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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