Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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