you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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