Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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