Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
and you fell through a lawn chair
The air taste purple.
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