There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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