google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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