Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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