Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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