I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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