His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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