"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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