Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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