Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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