Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
