Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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