Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Randomize
