who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Welp...herpes.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
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