I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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