What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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