My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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