im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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