god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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