At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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