go do what you do best...puke behind churches
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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