love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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