It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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