How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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